An interview with a really evil guy. What's his name? NonWobble Man! For those who know some about him, you're thinking, No! He'll kill you! He hates reporters! But you know what? He loves ambush reporters, especially ones who ask "Is it true you made your money unethically and you're having an affair?" and get the answer "YES YES HOW DID YOU FIND ME?" and then say "You were chosen randomly". Who doesn't? Chike the ambush reporter is about to ask NonWobble Man some questions. Currently NonWobble Man is trying to destroy Wobble World with his sentinel of robots, attack ships, and weaponry. Q: Excuse me, Mr. NonWobble, is it true that you made all your money unethically and you're having an affair?
NW: Huh? Oh, ambush reporter. No, I did not make my money unethically. I haven't had a job since my first sumer job in 587 A.D., and I was divorced 400 years ago and haven't been in a relationship since.
Q: I find that hard to believe. You have the most advanced technology in existence, and you tell me you have no money?
NW: I created it myself. I have speacial powers, I can conjure anything. If you want I can make you a cake...
Q: Chocolate?!
NW: ...with eight sticks of dynamite in it.
Q: Chocolate?!
NW: Sigh...yes, chocolate.
Q: Oh goody. I want one now!
(Poof)
NW: Here ya go.
Q: AAAAASNARFOFGOPSPOGIRPSUJGSIFJIWAQJDMIJFIGJISJFJB....
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