-The Weekly Wobble-
Stupid Quotes
"How do I ever, ever surviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive?"
-Leann Rimes
"Sometimes I think the surest sign of intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
-Calvin,"Calvin and Hobbes"
"Excellent."
-Montgomery Burns,"The Simpsons"
"The best part was when you said,"I'M AN ENGINEER,NOT A DIAMOND CUTTER, DARN IT!"
-Dogbert,"Dilbert"
"Everyone knows that a rain cloud doesn"t like honey,no not
a bit!"
-Pooh Bear,"Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree"
"Bumblyburg has the measles!"
-Larry Boy
-Wobble World-
Salamanders.Newts.Frogs.Toads.Rats.Insects.They were all taking over the plumbing.Toilets clogged.Bathtubs would'nt flow.Hot water was never available.Zorak forgot to buy cheese!Oh the humanity!Only NonWobble Man could be doing this!His evil powers could make any rat do his bidding!And with Wobble Man gone and the Scary Heros on vaycay,there was no one to stop him!...or was there?
A young,amatuer hero-in-training,named Larangyis-Guy,was boxing a bag of dried beans and he felt kind of thirsty.He went to drink some water when instead of water,out flowed little froggies.He went to look outside and he saw a villainous figure only known as NonWobble Man.He shot voiceless beams at him and missed.The beams did'nt go unnoticed,though.NonWobble looked and saw Laryngitis-Guy,and went after him.Not very smart.The closer he got,the easier he was to hit.He was hit,and coun't command his sewer army to hold up the empire.So like all empires,it rose and then it fell.The moral is:why rise in the first place?
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