I can't get enough of that Eggo Waffle taste!

Come to this site! Larry-Boy! Power-Pickle! Actually, he's a cucumber.

I know something funny. The president is working hard. I, on the other hand, am doing nothing. In a hundred years we'll both be dead. If he readts his, I will go spread some joy over in the Pacific Ocean, where Air Force One can't get me. Hee hee hee!

I am gonna tell ya bout us'ns Scary Heros!
First there's big strong dumb Bob.
Then there's iffy-spay PSYCHO Person Man.
And there's Tool Man who can fix anything.
Then there's disco dude Froman.
There is explosive,chili eating 'Sploding Man.
Also there's gigantic wealthy Big Sir.
There be a radioactive tap-dancing monkey NuclearMonkey Man.
And there's me and my dad.Super Wobbly and Wobble Man.
OH YEAH!!!!!!

While visiting this homepage,please to not bring in raw meat,processed cheese,and soft buns. Thank you.
I love to get mail! Please send me mail. Mail is da bomb.
Oh yeah. Mail. E. E. Mail. E-Mail. EEEE! MAIL! Evil cackle x4! Ha ha! I went and got me a guestbook! Go ahead and sign it!

A door; Actual size=180 pixels wide

Darn good thing I can change photos. This one looks like a
Home Depot commercial.The only reason I didn't change it yet is cuz I'm much too lazy.

WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-That saying is SO dead!

I might update my site with something like this:

-The other day, I stepped on Bob's foot. I now have 8 stitches in my head. Tool Man fixed our door. And piranas started coming up our toilet again. Tool Man may be one heck of a mechanic, but at plumbing, he flat out sucks eggs.

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